jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
inksplotched: when an awful person shows their true colors to friends of yours who liked them and you’re kind of like oh no i’m so sorry you had to experience that but at the same time you’re like FUCKING FINALLY
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
pizza: philhowellsfordan: pizza: mum was being mean so i buried her under socks and a washing basket wait how can she just sit there if I did that to my mother she would flip out and yell at me she was busy playing a game on her phone
connorkawaii: waking up the morning after finishing a video game
baboushkat: the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
yahoo saved tumblr from having to close down from...
you should probably be thanking them rather than yelling at them. considering that they have no intentions of changing tumblr.
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
coffeeandcheesecake: I always get so nervous when I’m reading a super long fic and the two characters get together like really early on there’s so much fic left what’s gonna happen is it gonna hurt me
jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
chellofficial: railswithpails: astrayan: waywardveganbond: kn1ght-of-m1nd: peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High is that young doc scratch it iS YOUNG DOC SCRATCH Whats your power? “I glow.” IM LAUYGHING SO HARD SHELBY YOUR POST TURNED HOMESTUCK
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
dirksfineplushrump: barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel no
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
itsasecretbitches: shehlovee: Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it. this times a...
mikerowsoft: heres a video of me making better music than skrillex
singularprincess: WE CAN FIX THIS WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO i can see it now.
redmetalandgold: Please don’t take that away from me.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
derangedauthor24: Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want You forgot •My soul
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker