January 2012
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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The FCAT basically prepares people to BS good essays in less than an hour
/college application evident?
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I wish I was better at school tests than tests on my knowledge of a game Q_Q
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UMAD IS NOT A VALID ARGUMENT, PEOPLE. GOOD GAWD.
I hate how math problems trick you by making your work look so complicated, it must be wrong, but in the end, the answer is like 3
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I brought my Applejack toy to the orthodontist, and then to school for two days. I also watched My Little Pony in school.
So magical
I always wonder "If I die, how would my internet...
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I can’t stop brushing my Applejack figurine’s mane
When someone thinks I'm cute and innocent.
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What my parents say: This will only take 5 minutes. What I hear: This will probably take half of eternity lol
Everybody in my family is good at math.
And then there’s me, not only bad at math, but pretty much bad at all the classes that seem to matter in school
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I feel like every time something awesome happens, something horrible happens a couple hours later.
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Why is it that teachers bitch about not taking things off their desk without asking, but then my teacher just walks over and steals my dying gel pen to write a whole paragraph of illegible cursive for the kid that sits across from me?
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All of the chicken in my Chicken Sandwiches from McDonald’s look like North America
While at the mall with my friend, I was wearing another one of my three Pony
shirts:
We were waiting for my bro so he could take me home. Just as he walked over to us, a person I had NEVER seen (and I’m pretty sure doesn’t go to my school) walks up to me and goes:
“Brohoof.” to which I replied “Yessss |D” then proceeded to brohoof as if nobody was...
In English, when my teacher asked a question, my friend who sat next to me raised her hand, pointed at me and said, “She has a really good answer!”, so after suffering a mental panic attack (I absolutely hate answering questions, and all my friends know that), I answered and proceeded to look at my friend like
“You have betrayed me”
I wish my English teacher didn’t require us to complete a plan for an essay. I can’t look at a prompt and think “I know exactly what I want to write!” I just have to start writing
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I wore this shirt to school:
And this random person walked by me and my friend at lunch and yelled “MY LITTLE PONY!” and I yelled back “YEAAAAAA!”
IT WAS SO MAGICAL.
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That awesome moment when Pandora pulls up a song with a weird beginning, but I listen to the whole thing and it turns out to be my new favorite song.
It’s like when I hear the song again, the beginning automatically goes from “wtf is this” to “MUST. RAISE. VOLUME.”
Mom- "Well, if you got off the internet and did...
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That awkward moment when your teacher says "find a...
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And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “Can I work alone”?
And the teacher says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
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The moment you use your cellphone as a light when...
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Every time I do or wear something completely random in public or at school, I mentally compare myself to my very quiet and normal middle/elementary school self.
I’m probably just not meant to be normal
The internet vs Real Life
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I kinda want school to start so I can try to get better grades.
But deep down, I know it’ll take a week for me to wonder “what was so wrong with the grades I had before?” when, even deeper down, it just means “work is for people who aren’t as lazy as me, QQ”
Drawing time: 10% drawing, 90% trying to find the right music
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I wish my drawings would come to life
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Holy narwhales, I just read like a bunch of these traits and stuff for Aries, and I swear I’m the exact opposite of everything! Cool beans, cool beans.
Happy new year! Although, the only thing special about this one will probably be the ‘end of the world’. Dun dun duuuun!
